You pierced your belly button
But lamb you'll turn to mutton all the same
You're eating with your fingers
But etiquette still lingers on your brain

Now your place is a state and your car's corroded
But your teeth are all straight and your folks are loaded
Over in Asia did you contemplate
Why your hair's a mess but it still smells great

Over in Asia with your eyes dilated did you find you found yourself on holiday

You're working in sky scrapers
But only pushing papers. Use your brain
You're getting back stage passes
But no one kissing asses knows your name

Now your bed's unmade and your head's undone
You speak of escapades but you fake when you come
Over in Asia did you contemplate
Why your hair's a mess but it still smells great

Over in Asia with your eyes dilated did you find you found yourself

Did you call it something else
A holiday's sounds good to me
But you won't hear me your too deep
And they say I'm an uptight east coast boy anyway

But I'll stand my ground 'till you take me away
Over in Asia we could contemplate
Why my hair's a mess but it still smells great

Over in Asia with your eyes dilated you could find you found yourself
On holiday